The lyrics "Mike's on and ready to go" just took on a whole new connotation.
Those are some of the words sung at the beginning of sports radio icon Mike Francesa's show "Mike's On," but thanks to Jay Glazer, people will now forever know more about the sports pope than they ever needed to.
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Not only is Francesa the king of radio for his brilliant sports mind, but according to Glazer, he's also well-endowed downstairs. The Fox Sports NFL insider broke into the business by interning for WFAN early on in his career and said he caught all of Francesa, who will leave the radio station in 2017, on quite a few occasions.
"I got to run for Francesa, and then my first really solid assignment was at the NFL Draft in '91," Glazer told 'Gio and Jones' on CBS Sports radio, according to Deadspin. "I got to take Mike Francesa back and forth from the bathroom. And, I'm not gonna lie, copped a couple of peeks. It's unbelievable. It's amazing. He is like -- he should be in porn. He really should."
Jake Lazah is right -- my ratings aren't da only thing dat's yuge. *grins*
— Mike Franceser (@MikeFrancesaNY) February 4, 2016
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Perhaps Francesa's massive ego is due to more than just his vast knowledge of sports. Leave it to the Internet to have fun with possible porn titles for the radio host:
A night in Sarah Toger #ZaunPornTitles — Bill Buchanan (@BigActionBill) February 5, 2016
I've been on top for thirty years #ZaunPornTitles — metsFanScotty (@ScottSternlieb) February 5, 2016
YOUSE YOUAH NOODLE #ZaunPornTitles @KFCBarstool @markmongo @TheClemReport @MikeFrancesaNY @SpawtsMongo — Justin (@Jmooch88) February 4, 2016
Where They Lay For Pay #ZaunPornTitles
— Clemzingis (@TheClemReport) February 4, 2016
1 in da Mink, 2 in da stink #ZaunPornTitles #ZaunPornStories — yrocAfella (@yrocAfella) February 4, 2016
"Now when dupp heatzer guy wasn't really delivering pizzer, I became werried." #ZaunPornTitles — Simon From Yonkers (@Smarqs) February 4, 2016
Noyne Inches #ZaunPornTitles — KFC (@KFCBarstool) February 4, 2016
He rode me for awl Noyne Innings #ZaunPornTitles
— MikeZaunNumbah1 (@WfanMongo109) February 4, 2016
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