Former superstar baseball slugger (and self-professed PED-user) Jose Canseco has made a second career for himself as a kind of 'idiot savant' on Twitter these days.
That is, when he's not busy shooting his finger off and then livetweeting its sale on ebay.
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Canseco decided to ring in the new year by playing a little game of "Cansecodamus," offering his own decidedly, um, unique perspective on what to expect in 2015.
1. Life will be discovered on Mars
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl. — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
3. Ford Model @JosieCanseco is on cover of Vogue — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
4. @BarackObama wins lead role in new NBC sitcom Old Urkel — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
5. Peace in middle east. Israel accepts trade of 200 miles of Ocean for West Bank Palestine nation. Jerusalem new UN city state
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
6. Elon Musk brings the McFly Hoverboard to market — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
8. First live interview of extra terrestrial on TV. Barbara Walters does it — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
9. New Telomere extension surgery centers open for anti and reverse ageing — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
10. Bud Selig accidentally shoots his finger off
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2015
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It seems like it is going to be quite the eventful year in 2015.
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