One dance move at a time, Cam Newton is ruining the fabric of America.

No, this isn’t a moralistic cry for sportsmanship. This isn’t even a halfhearted attempt to highlight his polarizing status. This is a simple call for help.

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Because this needs to stop:

The “Dab” -- which was originally intended for the urban youth -- has now uncomfortably climaxed to the mainstream.

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For every Cam Newton …

There’s a Frank Beamer …

A Les Miles …

A Bobby Petrino …

An Urban Meyer …

And worst of all, Tommy Tuberville.

And now, NESN -- the most awkward office since Michael Scott -- joined in on the “fun.”

This is the 2015 equivalent of that time your grandmother said “bling” for the first time. The "Dab" has transformed to this generation's "Macarena." Someone, anyone, please make it stop.

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