Neither the Seahawks, nor Russell Wilson will “score” this weekend.

No Sex Leading To Bad Decisions From Russell Wilson

The former is on a bye week. The latter is on vacation with Ciara.

The two decided to make the best of Wilson’s time off, visiting the beach with Ciara’s son. Just further proof that a scoreline could never determine the success of a professional athlete.

Tony Gonzalez Has A Better Sex Regimen Than Russell Wilson

Especially Wilson’s.

That, however, didn’t stop Twitter from questioning Wilson’s vow for celibacy.

Fortunately for Wilson, Thursday’s trip is four days after a narrow 13-12 victory over the Cowboys. The Internet was one Steven Hauschka FG away from breaking.

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