It’s not enough that Bayern Munich are atop the Bundesliga table, four points clear of Borussia Dortmund. It’s not enough that the club has outscored its opponents 8-0 in Champions League play. It’s not enough that the players demand salaries rich enough to feed an entire country.

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No, beer and women the average Joe can only dream about are now added to the mix.

The Bavarian giants attended Oktoberfest on Thursday, per the Daily Mail. It was everything you could possibly imagine and more.

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 Oktoberfest with him // Dirndl: @enatrachten //MUA @_inatoennes_ ❤️

A photo posted by ANNKATHRIN VIDA (@annkathrin_vida) on Sep 30, 2015 at 9:15am PDT

 Octoberfest 2015 with crazy girls! #FVBayern #Munchen #team #girls #AnnaLewandowska

A photo posted by Anna Lewandowska (@annalewandowskahpba) on Sep 30, 2015 at 7:18am PDT

 Oktoberfest with my Bayern girls @evap18 @carlatorrent @nagore.aranburu @aliibrumm

A photo posted by Júlia Vigas (@juliavigas) on Sep 30, 2015 at 8:26am PDT

 Bavarian style w/ @nagore.aranburu

A photo posted by Júlia Vigas (@juliavigas) on Sep 25, 2015 at 11:44am PDT

 Gehen wir auf die Wiesn #oktoberfest #oktoberfeat2015 #germany

A photo posted by Nagore Aranburu (@nagore.aranburu) on Sep 30, 2015 at 5:12am PDT

Some guys have all the luck.

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