As obsessed as you are with Football Manager, even you know it’s not actually real. You’re not really the manager of a club. You aren’t making important decisions. You're not a tactician.

Hazel O’Sullivan didn’t get that memo.

The confused girlfriend of Andros Townsend sent a WhatsApp message, asking him why he missed training and why he was being fined. It didn’t take Townsend long to realize the inaccuracy of the report.

Naturally, Twitter pulled no punches.

O’Sullivan herself wasn’t amused.

But if this is what’s awaiting him when he gets home, there are worse ways to be punished.

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