Super Bowl Media Day always has a touch of absurdist flair to its proceedings, but this moment might have topped it all.

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New England's Rob Gronkowski is the subject of a self-published erotic novella entitled A Gronking To Remember. During his media day press conference, the Patriots tight end was asked to read an excerpt aloud from the work, to much amusement.

At first Gronkowski could only muster a simple "Wow" at the book's contents, but eventually delivered the opening line, "In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spikes impact right between my buttcheeks." Poetry.

Gronkowski told reporters that the book is "pretty outrageous but pretty funny."

Watch footage of Gronkowski's live reading below:

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A Gronking To Remember was written by Lacey Noonan, who is a self-proclaimed superfan of the Patriots star. The book is 38 pages long, and Noonan has billed it as "Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series."

Although it won't occur right between Noonan's buttcheeks, there's a good chance Gronk will be spiking a football on Sunday. The Pro Bowl tight end has 14 touchdowns on the season, including two in the playoffs.