If the Jets take a dump on the field this Sunday -- much like they did in Week 3 against the Eagles -- at least they'll have something to clean it up with. The team ordered 350 rolls of toilet paper to replace the thinner version used in England, per the New York Times.
Battling the Dolphins in Week 4 at Wembley Stadium, the plan is to make London as close to home as possible.
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"Some may say that's a little over the top or whatnot, but it didn't really cost that much, so why not?" said Aaron Degerness, the Jets' senior manager of team operations. "We're basically trying to replicate everything that we're doing here over there."
Hopefully, not everything.
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There's no need for Ryan Fitzpatrick to replicate his inability to protect the football, throwing for three INTs in last Sunday's loss to the Eagles. There's no need for Bilal Powell to replicate his performance, rushing for just 31 yards on 10 carries. There's no need for the defense to give up 100-plus rushing yards again.
There's no need for any of that.
Instead, the Jets should take this trip to London as an opportunity to do something new -- like winning a divisional game after finishing 1-5 in the AFC East last season.
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