Shaquille O’Neal was at one point the most dominant player in the NBA. He was also a gregarious personality, who had enough crossover appeal to segue into an acting career, as well as a short-lived life as a rapper. But who knew his reach extended to aging rock star wives?

Sharon Osbourne, the wife of rock and roll icon Ozzy Osbourne, had some … explicit … dreams involving Shaq. And then she decided to share the contents of those dreams with the world, and Shaq.

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Ooookaaayyy. So how in the world is Shaw supposed to respond to that? He’s married, Sharon’s married. Can he handle it with class?

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The dream must have been incredibly vivid, because hours later Sharon Osbourne was still thinking about it. And…. tweeting.

Getting weird Sharon. The only thing that could possibly be funnier than this saga are the internet’s reactions to it. Here are some elite submissions.

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