Russell Wilson found the NFL equivalent to his sex life: the red zone.

The Seahawks QB took full responsibility for the team’s porous efforts inside the 20 this season. Seattle is dead last in the NFL with five red-zone TDs and a TD rate of 29.4 percent, per Team Rankings. Even the 49ers -- who were forced to turned to Blaine Gabbert, of all people, at quarterback -- are almost 10 full percentage points ahead (39.1).

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“It first starts with me. I have to do a better job,” Wilson said Thursday, per The News Tribune (Tacoma, Wash.). “I have to find ways to get the ball to the right guy and find ways to communicate better down there.

“Communication and execution.”

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Much of the Seahawks’ struggles have to do with the departure of Jimmy Graham, but lest we forget the elephant in the room.

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If that isn’t a symbol for Seattle’s redzone efficiency -- so close, yet so far away -- then nothing else is.

Wilson and his fiance Ciara recently spent a week’s vacation in Mexico, staying at Joe Francis’ Casa Aramara, per Perez Hilton. The same Joe Francis that created the infamous “Girls Gone Wild” series and the same Casa Aramara armed with mirrored ceilings.

Needless to say, Wilson’s red zone efficiency during his $100,000 stay was well below 29 percent.

The same cannot be true on Sunday if the Seahawks hope to climb above .500 for the first time this season. Especially with the Cardinals standing in the way.

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