What the hell is J.J. Watt thinking?

If a slamming hot model asks you to "slide into my D.M.s," it's a no-brainer to take her up on it. Apparently, not if you're the Texans defensive end.

Kelly Kapowski Hits Up J.J. Watt On Social Media

One has to wonder if Watt has taken too many blows to the head on Sunday afternoons or something, because after Lindsey Pelas revealed she had a crush on him, he failed to take control of the best offer he'll ever receive -- even better than the millions he makes playing in the NFL.

Pelas was spotted out and about with fellow smoke show Abigail Ratchford over the weekend, and it seems she was scorned by Watt and is quickly moving on to one of the billions of people that would love that type of offer.

"Not quite," she told TMZ when asked if there was any progress with Watt. "I have like a short window."

Who could blame her?

Ratchford also had Pelas' back, saying she's "over it" and adding that there are "too many guys sliding into her D.M.s," so she doesn't have to sweat Watt not going after her. As for the lucky guy she's onto right now, Pelas wouldn't spill the beans, saying, "I can't tell you all that." Ratchford was also offered the same question and pled the fifth.

"I don't like to kiss and tell," she said.

Whoever is on the receiving end of those "kisses" likely has no problem sharing it with the world, and is likely screaming it from the top of a mountain as you read this.

As for Watt, he doesn't seem too banged up about it as he's already started flirting with Kelly Kapowski a.k.a. Tiffany Thiessen of "Saved by the Bell" fame.

Watt has a lot to be envious of, but his failure to cash-in on an amazing offer from Pelas is inconceivable.

This time, "The Milkman" didn't deliver.

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