Bleacher Report did the impossible, they found a way to make the Patriots likeable.

Bold Predictions For The 2015 AFC Season

The media outlet turned to the Northern Highlands Junior Football Association to imagine a life without Tom Brady in a film aptly titled "The Suspension That Never Was."

Two Pee Wee Football teams from Upper Saddle River and Allendale dramatized what Week 1 in the NFL would’ve looked like had Jimmy Garoppolo been forced to start against the Steelers. No one was spared, not Brady’s love for Uggs, nor Mike Tomlin’s adoration for tripping opponents on the sideline.

Calm Down Miami, New England Still AFC East Favorites

In a perfect world, that’s what would’ve transpired, complete with deflated football. Instead, what’s likely to happen is the obliteration of Tomlin and company.

Brady is hyped, Julian Edelman is hyped and both released irksome videos in anticipation of Thursday’s opener.

The Next OneOn to the next one… #Letsgoooooo

Posted by Tom Brady on Thursday, September 10, 2015

In nine career appearances against the Steelers, Brady is 7-2, throwing for 2,638 yards and 20 TDs. He’s only been intercepted three times in 323 career attempts, with the last one coming in 2005.

Simply put, one of the aforementioned Pee Wee Football teams have a better chance than the Steelers do in Week 1.

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