Twitter continues to rattle and hum with attention over Kim Kardashian's notorious Paper magazine cover shoot this week.

If Helen of Troy was the face that launched a thousand ships, Kardashian is the tookus that launched a thousand tweets (a NSFW photo of the picture in question can be viewed here).

Of all the #HotTakes that poured in on the topic, ESPN SportsNation host Michelle Beadle's was the most derisive. She ripped the starlet's "giant, greasy poomaker," and stated that the social media site's users should be spending their time focused on other, more substantial things.

Michelle Beadle Rips Kim Kardashian On Twitter

In other words, we all had an old-fashioned media feud on our hands. And the only way to settle it is with a boxing-style Tale of The Tape.

Interests

Kim sports handbags and high fashion, Michelle talks sports. (EDGE: Beadle)

Occupation

One is the host of a long-running, well-liked ESPN program, the other is...well, we're not quite sure what exactly the other is. (EDGE: Beadle)

Significant Others

Kardashian has a daughter with rapper Kanye West, while Beadle is dating a man by the name of Steve Kazee. Kazee might be a great dude, but have you listened to All of the Lights recently? (EDGE: Kardashian)

Twitter Presence:

Michelle's 991K followers is legit, but even an enormous figure like that pales in comparison to Kim's 25 million. (EDGE: Kardashian)

Final Verdict

Beadle's insult was pretty funny, but when judging the showdown it's hard to argue that she didn't play right into Kim's hands. Kardashian released that photo with the specific intention of #breakingtheinternet, so any publicity or attention, even of the negative variety, meets her goal. If Beadle really wanted to stick it to her, perhaps the most effective action would've been to say nothing at all.