Have you ever wanted to buy your very own NBA All-Star? Do you have $150,000 laying around the house to make the purchase? If you answered yes to both of these questions, you, yes you, could purchase Roy Hibbert on Amazon...kind of.
#IndySportsDay: The people at @PageQSports put up an Amazon page for Roy Hibbert: https://t.co/RqVRAkysUh #Pacers pic.twitter.com/18XorILF1T — IndyStar Sports (@IndyStarSports) April 22, 2014
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In light of Hibbert’s monumental collapse in the regular season and now the playoffs, someone posted Hibbert as an item you can buy on Amazon.com. Among the hysterical notes of what comes with your purchase the spoof list includes:
- Perfect center for a tanking NBA franchise
- College graduate
- Incredible illusionist with his two All-Star appearances despite averaging 11 points and six rebounds a game
- Can reach things you can’t
- Experienced in Google Glass
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The ad lists Hibbert as having the athletic ability of a giraffe and is the best scarecrow in NBA history after the Indiana Pacers game one loss to the No. 8 seed Atlanta Hawks. Hibbert followed his Game 1 performance with a stellar six-point, four-rebound game on 1-for-7 shooting in the Pacers 101-85 victory in game two.
Although the series is tied 1-1, the Hawks look to be in the Pacers’ heads and if they can pull the upset it would go down as one of the most unlikely collapses in NBA history. Hibbert should start looking forward to his new owners over the offseason and should bring his Google Glass-- that alone is worth the $150,000.
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