New England Patriots Rumors: Fan Writes Erotic Rob Gronkowski Novel

The New England Patriots are hosting the Baltimore Ravens in a playoff game this weekend, but Rob Gronkowski also has things going on in the literary world.  The star tight end is the subject of a new book that is now available on Amazon.

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According to TMZ, a new book called "A Gronking to Remember" is now available. The book is written by Lacey Noonan, who is a self-proclaimed superfan of the Patriots star. The book is 38 pages long, and Noonan bills it as "Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series."

It is an adult book, and the plot basically is that the main character is a woman whose husband is underperforming in the bedroom, leaving her "aching for a love pummeling" from Gronkowski, who sends "jiggling ribbons of electric jelly" through her body when she watches him play.

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It is unknown at this time whether Gronk has any knowledge of the book, but it seems unlikely that he agreed to allow his name to be used. His reaction to the story is also unknown at this time.

Gronkowski had another stellar season on the field this year, and perhaps more importantly, he managed to stay healthy. The Patriots are a different team when Gronk is in the lineup and at full strength, and his presence is one of the main reasons why many expect the Patriots to emerge from the AFC to play for the Super Bowl.

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